1 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,367 You are going to have problems, you know, my uncle is the president. 2 00:00:08,441 --> 00:00:09,703 And when he finds out about this... 3 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:12,244 The effect will be more annoying. 4 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:15,770 Because when we send your headless body back to the White House, 5 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,682 which will be wrapped in the flag of England. 6 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:20,817 And the Emperor Napoleon 7 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:23,754 will rejoice in their countries once more 8 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:25,248 we will go to war! 9 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:27,088 (all laughing) 10 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:28,788 (NICOLE screams) 11 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,124 (Jack laughs) 12 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,424 I would have hit him, but my fists had other plans. 13 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:53,778 Hey. 14 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,455 You won't need this, sir. 15 00:00:57,323 --> 00:00:58,347 Who are you? 16 00:00:58,425 --> 00:00:59,983 There's no time for introductions, miss, 17 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,494 But if you ever want to see what's good about America at once, 18 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:03,893 you come with me 19 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:09,934 (Screams of shock NICOLE) Now what? 20 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:11,762 Sing 21 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:17,775 (Singing French national anthem) 22 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:21,402 Whoa. 23 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:23,073 (singing soldiers) 24 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:24,673 For example, what is your clothing size? 25 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,616 Kill him, idiots! 26 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:28,210 How dare you! 27 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:30,882 What I mean is, how much does it weigh? 28 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:33,656 Ah, to hell with her. 29 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:36,828 (Screaming) 30 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:41,389 What did you say your name was? 31 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:43,800 Stiles, Miss Stiles Jack. 32 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:46,970 Jack, how can I pay you? 33 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,775 Oh! I'd say we're off to a good start. 34 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:53,938 (knock on the door) 35 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:56,607 Get out, turkey. I'm in the middle of a thanksgiving. 36 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:59,174 THOMAS: Open the door, Jack. It's Thomas Jefferson. 37 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:01,015 The President. Your uncle! 38 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:03,521 It's time I discovered that I'm not a girl. 39 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:04,921 Are you out of your mind? 40 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:07,152 THOMAS: Jack, what's going on in there? 41 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:08,421 What can you do with us? 42 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:11,589 Oh, for God's sake, the man wrote the Declaration of Independence. 43 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:15,100 He can always end with "Except for Jack." Now, get going. 44 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,903 Mr. President, what a wonderful surprise. 45 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,769 Can I take your wig? 46 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:27,706 Jack, I've come to congratulate you on a job well done. 47 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:29,247 Well, my goal is, sir. 48 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,146 Well, because I'm reassigning you. 49 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:32,343 You will return, this time. 50 00:02:32,418 --> 00:02:34,477 It's not a joke. Where, Mr. President? 51 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:36,044 Paris? London? 52 00:02:36,222 --> 00:02:37,246 Palau-Palau. 53 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:38,620 (Stuttering) Whose kick? 54 00:02:38,691 --> 00:02:40,318 A small island in the East Indies. 55 00:02:40,393 --> 00:02:42,918 Napoleon sent one of his governors there to colonize the area. 56 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:43,985 Oh. 57 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:47,260 Listen, Jack, Napoleon is hell-bent on conquering the world, 58 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,631 and Palau-Palau is your first stop. 59 00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:51,135 You don't want to be spoken French 60 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:52,762 For the rest of your life, now, right, Jack? 61 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,397 Oh, I prefer to always be silent 62 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:56,533 My throat hurts just thinking about it, sir. 63 00:02:56,609 --> 00:02:59,271 He is a good man. Despite everything. You are gone forever. 64 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,711 Or at least until Napoleon is six meters underground. 65 00:03:01,781 --> 00:03:03,772 Gosh, I can't thank you enough. 66 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,614 Your contact person will meet you when you arrive and explain your coverage. 67 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:10,053 The fate of the free world is in your hands, Jack. 68 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:11,687 Good luck! 69 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:16,728 Oh, and Jack? 70 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:18,855 Touch my niece, 71 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:21,330 I'll have George Washington cut down his cherry tree. 72 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:30,165 Luckily, I don't have a cherry tree. 73 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:38,745 (Singing) In 1801, the Revolution had been won 74 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,809 And Uncle Sam's favorite son 75 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,821 I had a job I needed to do 76 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,686 That led Jack to a woman 77 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:46,520 Both beautiful and intelligent 78 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:48,618 Who found his intriguing mix 79 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,890 A scoundrel with a heart! 80 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:56,531 From the halls of Moctezuma 81 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,230 To the shores of Tripoli 82 00:03:58,304 --> 00:04:00,636 There never was a brave Leatherneck 83 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,504 A dragon is bold! 84 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,338 He will stop the bold advance 85 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,241 From Napoleon's attack 86 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:08,712 He is not a rogue French pirate or 87 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:11,716 Who doesn't know Jack! 88 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,613 From the halls of Moctezuma 89 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:16,552 To the shores of Tripoli 90 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,614 Sailin' around the world with blood 91 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:20,386 To defend democracy 92 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,655 And when you need a man fighting 93 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:24,697 Trust or seeing your back 94 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,561 Ask right next to the guy now 95 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:27,657 Absolutely right! 96 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,526 It's Jack! 97 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,263 Oh wow! 98 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:07,329 Don't slow down, daddy-o. 99 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:09,031 Hey, who's your little friend? 100 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:10,541 Turn your back on him, he's mine! 101 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,077 (moaning) 102 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,442 Bad man. 103 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,606 Someone has to sterilize that boy. 104 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:18,742 EMILIA: The Daring Dragon. 105 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,624 As much as I hate to say it, miss, you have the wrong type. 106 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:27,387 Not like that, the doll. 107 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:30,156 The Dragon is a local hero, a myth. 108 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:32,696 For example, English is not bad. 109 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,766 Maybe because I'm English. 110 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:37,533 Ha, he seemed to recognize the accent. 111 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:39,264 Hey, I hope you're not still upset. 112 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,204 who told his King where to put the crown. 113 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:43,139 I wouldn't want politics to come between us. 114 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:45,944 My dear Mr. Stiles, 115 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,570 you're going to have to behave 116 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:50,138 if you are to my staff added. 117 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:51,639 Hey, how do you know my... 118 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,412 Wait, wait, wait a minute. Are you my contact? 119 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,452 Emilia Rothschild. 120 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:02,886 Yes, I am a woman. That's what love is. 121 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:05,453 Wow, sister, let's get a thing straight right now. 122 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:08,022 I take away the President's orders. 123 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:20,477 THOMAS: Jack, shut up and do what the lady says, TJ 124 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,342 That's what goes through my mind. 125 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:24,678 EMILIA: Here we are. 126 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:29,985 (Screaming) 127 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:33,149 Say, not bad. The King pays his spies well. 128 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,659 I'll have you know, Mr. Stiles, 129 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,627 that everything you see here has been bought 130 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:39,096 with the profits of my export company. 131 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,666 Your cover will be your life too. 132 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,225 So, tell me, is there an old-fashioned person, sir? 133 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:47,238 In fact, it exists. 134 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:50,207 If you would like to meet him, simply walk six blocks north to the local cemetery, 135 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:52,210 A plot of six, and they bring flowers. 136 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:53,506 He was a Frenchman. 137 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:57,709 You see, my husband and I share a burning contempt for Napoleon's imperialism. 138 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:59,877 and we settled here to build our cover. 139 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,846 I'm sorry. He seemed like a great guy. 140 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,284 I'll show you where to stay until you get on your feet. 141 00:07:10,329 --> 00:07:13,162 It's an illusion, Mr. Stiles. They come through. 142 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:14,961 Without me marshmallows. 143 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:21,864 A simple smoke and mirrors trick. 144 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,141 It's a kind of list. 145 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:29,203 Come on. 146 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,584 Welcome to my laboratory. 147 00:07:36,355 --> 00:07:37,788 (Screaming) 148 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:39,916 Wow. 149 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:42,819 What, are you like a mad scientist or something? 150 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:45,830 Just slightly irritated. Don't touch anything! 151 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:47,126 (moaning) 152 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:50,167 What the hell is this? 153 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:51,702 It is a breathing apparatus. 154 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:53,102 Well, it's not fucking working. 155 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,365 (moaning) 156 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:58,501 See the hair. 157 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:04,548 I have had my laboratory soundproofed, 158 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:05,948 so we can safely talk about our missions. 159 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:08,350 And this is the place where you reside. Oh. 160 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:12,222 Therefore, if I were, for example, having guests in the early morning, 161 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:13,519 I snore through it, huh? 162 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,483 I guess, in theory. 163 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:17,729 However, I didn't think I would find it necessary 164 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:20,231 point out this is a secret laboratory. 165 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,094 Well, that's fine with me. I've never been a kiss and tell person. 166 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:27,061 Oh, okay. 167 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:29,373 At least we'll have each other. 168 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:33,710 Mr. Stiles, we might as well clear this up right now. 169 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:38,075 You will never find our bodies occupying the same horizontal plane. 170 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:40,015 To put it another way, 171 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,418 you will never know the feeling of the tongue 172 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:45,355 Exploration of their nether regions prohibited. 173 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,489 In other words, 174 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:48,959 They never lazily look at the ceiling 175 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:52,020 after a night of slow love 176 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,157 and reflecting on the meaning of the word "happiness." 177 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,326 Have I made myself perfectly clear? 178 00:08:57,403 --> 00:08:58,495 Yes. 179 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,902 Well, who asked you? 180 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:04,537 Now, the mission. 181 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:08,273 EMILIA: an infantry unit of French soldiers 182 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:09,780 he arrived shortly before you. 183 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:12,750 Without a doubt, the Governor has plans to give his attack orders. 184 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:15,218 I have arranged to have tea with him this afternoon. 185 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:18,257 We have to find the orders before the soldiers set sail 186 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:20,554 and warn your target. 187 00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:22,287 Now, remember. 188 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:24,226 At the right time, you excuse yourself 189 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,764 and seek the Governor's study. 190 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:27,731 Right. We must find those orders. 191 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,063 Balance, Mr. Stiles. 192 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,197 Poise and grace. 193 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:45,007 I think a little to the left... 194 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:49,177 Just a pinch more. 195 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:53,616 Madam, what a pleasant surprise. 196 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,555 Tell me, what do you think of my family portrait? 197 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,257 He just arrived from France. 198 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,857 No artist could ever capture the complexities of a man 199 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,027 as yourself, Governor Croque. 200 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,365 For example, who is the dwarf? 201 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,635 That is my brother, sir. 202 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:13,403 And the supreme emperor of France, Napoleon Bonaparte. 203 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,113 Your Governor, please excuse my new attaché. 204 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,480 He is unschooled in the ways of diplomacy. 205 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,750 It's quite a few minutes, my brother, isn't it? 206 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,346 Are you kidding? The real question is, 207 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,254 Where to hide your gold mine? 208 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,551 (all laughing) 209 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:37,327 I beg your pardon, the governor, but it seems that the vandals 210 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,462 once again they have desecrated the city wall 211 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,836 with the symbol of this Dragoon. 212 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,842 Oh, there they are. 213 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,475 The Dragon is an ancient fairy tale, 214 00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:48,775 and that we would be denying the people 215 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,611 the last vestige of hope? 216 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,947 Say, Government, where do you keep your porcelain throne around here? 217 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:56,420 This mansion has a hundred bathrooms, Mr. Stiles. 218 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:59,256 (Chuckles) You must get a lot of reading done. 219 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,855 Governor, I thought we could take advantage of this opportunity 220 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:04,293 to discuss the renegotiation of my export license. 221 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:06,388 Which is a splendid idea. 222 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:12,696 Well. 223 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,119 Poker? 224 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:37,727 I almost didn't know her. 225 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:44,393 Hey. 226 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:53,302 Look, the nudist cards. 227 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,368 Jack! That? 228 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,937 They're looking everywhere for you, 229 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:57,346 and that is at stake here with yourself. 230 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,316 This is not my fault. You gave me a vague direction, 231 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,148 Because I've checked everywhere and there are no orders. 232 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,450 But that doesn't give him license to prowl pornographically 233 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:04,511 in the Governor's study! 234 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:05,648 (knock on the door) Nah. 235 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,319 BROGARD: Stiles sir, if you're there, 236 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,918 break in the Governor's office 237 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:12,225 It is a crime punishable by death! 238 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:20,138 Let's see your American ingenuity get us out of this, Mr. Stiles. 239 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,868 Say, what color are your underwear? 240 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,936 Not this time. Are you going to let me explain? 241 00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:28,001 (doorknob noises) 242 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,104 Mr. Stiles. 243 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:33,407 Governor, there is an intruder in your study. 244 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:35,117 Break the door at once! 245 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:36,711 You, what a rest! 246 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,414 (moaning) 247 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,758 At least have the decency to turn your back. 248 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,161 Sheesh. 249 00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:00,075 Well, maybe this job isn't so bad after all. 250 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,909 Save me, it's the Daring Dragoon! 251 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,775 This can't be. 252 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,776 Yet here I am, 253 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:11,618 clear as day and black as night. 254 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,859 To take a beautiful woman hostage, 255 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,790 This is the act of a coward, sir! 256 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:19,092 Oh, tell me what a brave man is to do and I will do it. 257 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,258 That I would fight to the death! 258 00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:27,565 (laughs) 259 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,631 Be careful what you wish for, Richelieu, 260 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,835 I wouldn't want to embarrass you twice. 261 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:34,175 What do you want, sir? 262 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,240 We, the people of... 263 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,544 Where are we again? 264 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:40,585 Palau-Palau. Palau-Palau, 265 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:44,314 in order to form a more perfect island, 266 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,716 demand the end of French imperialism, 267 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,091 a three-day work week 268 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:51,727 and a complete dental plan. 269 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:52,786 Kill him! 270 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,464 (laughs JACK) 271 00:13:57,536 --> 00:13:59,003 Shame, shame. 272 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,436 I will be confiscating them. 273 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,410 After him! 274 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:10,742 Quick, quick. 275 00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:12,943 Up, idiots. Above. 276 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,247 Hey? 277 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,086 Who is your daddy? 278 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,095 (MEN shouting in French) 279 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,433 Please don't punish yourself, captain. 280 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,097 If it hadn't been for his quick reflexes, 281 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,869 I could have taken my last breath. 282 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:40,469 Unfortunately, ma'am, my reflexes were not fast enough. 283 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,008 (Growl) 284 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,538 Tell me, what's wrong with him? 285 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,108 Stiles sir, you just lost all emotion. 286 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:50,747 It seems that the Daring Dragoon is indeed very real. 287 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,552 Don't tell me? 288 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,484 There it is! 289 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:56,652 It's a joke. 290 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,292 You little monkey. 291 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,903 (laughs) 292 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,097 We were great. 293 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,231 That, with that "Oh, save me" routine. 294 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,469 You must be very proud of yourself. Oh yes. Of course. 295 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:14,341 What woman wouldn't be proud of perpetuating the myth of the defenseless woman? 296 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,402 It's what we know how to do best. 297 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,915 Hey, if I have to go through the whole day aggregate, 298 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,781 The least you can do is pretend to be my helpless victim from time to time. 299 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,343 Oh, from time to time? 300 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,912 Does that mean that you intend to make a habit 301 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,891 to wear my underwear on my head? Oh, now that's sexist, huh? 302 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,326 Don't I have the right to get in touch with my feminine side? 303 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:31,454 My feminine side. 304 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:34,226 He's the perfect striker, Em. Croque said it himself. 305 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,426 The people need a hero, 306 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,696 and we need a way to kick ass without blowing our cover. 307 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,295 Thanks to you, all the French soldiers in Palau-Palau are on alert. 308 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:41,703 That has done our job twice as much. 309 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,969 And no, don't call me Em. 310 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,909 Tomorrow at dawn, you will send me a letter to your president, 311 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,347 requesting it to be replaced. 312 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,710 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm on a mission until the end. 313 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:55,913 Oh, you know what, you're broken. 314 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:57,580 Due to the governor's orders they are on that ship 315 00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:58,953 even as we speak. 316 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:00,582 Oh yes. Well, if you had done your homework, 317 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,490 you would realize that, in the interest of secrecy, 318 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,085 French captains do not open their orders 319 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,790 until their ships have sailed! 320 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:08,355 Oh. Well, la-de-da. How do you propose to get on that boat 321 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,197 when surrounded by soldiers? 322 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:14,369 What do you care? You have been relieved of your position. 323 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,908 Save your breath, sister, I can relieve myself. 324 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:37,819 (MEN chatting in French) 325 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,647 (Exclaiming in French) 326 00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:03,276 (Whistles) 327 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,025 (laughs) 328 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,361 What are you doing here? 329 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:20,337 Make sure you don't ruin the mission. 330 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,601 Alright. Get out of here. I'm going to keep them at bay. 331 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:12,679 Oh! 332 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:18,062 So, we meet again, Mr. Fancy Sword 333 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,620 and its layer flow. 334 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:20,926 Give me some credit, right? 335 00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:24,127 You know how hard it is to carry this thing and still find yourself running? 336 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:27,331 You may have had the best luck once, sir, 337 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,170 but luck is a fickle friend who serves no master. 338 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:32,870 What the hell are you talking about? 339 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,979 Imp, you've been practicing. 340 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,646 So nice of you to realize. 341 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,550 Tag. You are him. 342 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,941 (laughs) 343 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:10,370 It must be half the time. 344 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,812 Well, I'd like to stay and chat, 345 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,410 But I'm allergic to lead. 346 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:17,979 (SAIL RIPPING) 347 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,789 (Convulsed) 348 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:32,327 JACK: What a waste of time. The ship is only going to get new orders. 349 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:34,803 No, it won't. It's already under sail. 350 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,302 You mean I don't even know what I'm looking for? 351 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,438 Well, technically, I haven't stolen your orders. 352 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,173 I simply substitute one mission for another. 353 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,852 You've been waiting for me. 354 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:52,414 In about six months, the ship is somewhere outside its port at the South Pole. 355 00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:56,850 A boat full of French-Cicles. Why not think about that? 356 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,840 Well I guess it was too much to expect for a Brit 357 00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:11,398 And an American to partner with, eh? 358 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,609 Yes, I suppose so. 359 00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:17,507 Hmm. 360 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:21,883 Well, a long time, sister. 361 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:25,483 It has been revolutionary. 362 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:27,514 Jack. 363 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,729 I cannot approve of your methods, 364 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,127 but your heart is in the right place 365 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,862 and I owe you a debt of gratitude for saving my life. 366 00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,865 Therefore, if I were to send another letter to Mr. Jefferson 367 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,635 asking for his reinstatement, 368 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,034 is it considered? 369 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,610 There's no need. 370 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,272 I received your first letter now here. 371 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,953 What happened to my email? 372 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,547 Well, I knew you were going to change your mind about me. 373 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:03,988 Mr. Stiles, can I talk to you in the sound test lab, please? 374 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,222 You're going to yell at me. Now! 375 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:07,596 Mr. Stiles. 376 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,693 Out of the pan on the fire. 377 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:18,132 Well, I have to get some marshmallows.